Influence Other
(Alteration)

Range:  1 feet per level
Components:  V, S, M
Duration:  1 round
Casting Time:  5
Area of Effect:  One person
Saving Throw:  Negates

On success of the spell, the wizard may cause the victim to produce any of the following bodily functions: giggle, belch, hiccup, sneeze, wink, spit, pee, trip, fall, gag, congest, choke, stumble, limp, nod, punch self, faint, nap, sleep, drool, think, moan, screech, giggle, bark, hoot, caterwaul, shout, yell, boo, whoop, cry, cheer, applaud, bawl, roar, whimper, shriek, scream, hiss, heckle and any other you can think of.
Success of each is determined as 10% chance of failure for each level the victim has higher than the wizard (maximum 99%, minimum 1%). The material component is a genuine licence of some sort, which is not consumed in the casting.

